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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, ‘I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’

‘Well,’ said the big Croc, ‘what have you been eating?’
‘Politicians, same as you,’ replied the small Croc.
‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’
‘Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Union Buildings.’

‘Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?’

‘Well, I crawl up under one of their BMW cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and shake the shit out of them then eat ’em!’

‘Ah!’ says the big Crocodile, ‘I think I see your problem. You’re not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there’s nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.”

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2 Comments

  1. blisterina says:

    Bwaah! Funny because it’s true. How are politicians so universally…the same??

    lol, good question…

  2. Great joke, lol!! So true, too.

    – 🙂

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